the only good thing about waking up CONSTANTLY.

having a MYRIAD of dreams. so many peoople have been using myriad lately. it was on fucking glee. wtf.

anyways. dreams!

1. i went to new orleans on a gsa trip. madeline la rossa was there. her bra kept popping out of her dress. i was in the orchestra. gary spell did it. he had two other old guy friends who worked the show. OH. the sound guy steve! and uhhh. some other guy. and i found out they were complete assholes. so i was in a new orleans gift shop and i was trying to leave so my parents came and i accidently hit my mom like my elbow touched her shoulder accidently and she was lik OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MMMMMYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOD. and she starting crying like crazy and fell over the floor and was writhing in pain and then i found this giant room where the three guys were and i was like you guys are assholes. and i started like flying like peter pan. and i was like kicking over stuff on their desk. and they were being sarcastic and mean. and like all the doors around me were starting to close so i grabbed my stuff said fuck you and left with my dad.
2. then i was driving into a tunnel and i saw this girl was about to get raped and i backed up and was like OH MY GOD RAPE. and this other guy pulled out a baseball bat and started beating the shit out of the rapist. and i was like blehh.. the blood got all over me. and i freaked out and was running around and crying and then i had to pick up the bones that he left. and some were pulverized into the ground. and then the baseball bat guy started like a world wide thing were he kept tabs on interstates were rapist tried to rape girls and then he accidently caused a fire and he tried to put it out by touching his computer but he couldn't remember what state this weird city name was in. and then a guy tried to shoot the map and his shots were like transfered to the area where he shot it. it was weird.
3. then one of the previous assholes from the first dream was sitting on my couch and alaska was meowing at him really strangely. so i picked her up and brought her to me and he still tried to like pet her and stuff and she freaked out and i brought her closer and then he tried to tickle me and i went to go punch him and i woke up mid punch. it was weird. cause my arm was like in the punching motion and moving when i woke up.
4. it was graduation pictures of like all the seniors in alphabetical. and there was this girl there that i really liked and wanted to hold her hand. and i looked over at her other hand and it was cut off and bleeding and on a bag of ice and i like. didn't even care. and we missed the picture because we were just sitting on the baseball benches and i was laying on her lap.

WEIRD. WEIRD. WEIRD. I'M A WEIRDO.

i like dreaming though. even if it makes me really mad or covered in blood. or a cheater. well. not so much the last part. but yeah!