I LOVE YOU.
we're the best gay boy/bilosergirl couple. we could get married one day! and our wedding would look like.. that! up there.
andd adnnadnandnandnadnandn uhh your head belongs in my vaginal area! not two. oh yeah! and i thuoght you were a hot musical theater freshman when i stalked you on facebook. and i'm so excited right now i'm typo-ing. and adn. we just ate spaghetti and pooped togehrter. same toilet. same butthole. same toilet wiping. SYCHRONIZED WIPING.
and darrin is a tool. and pearl is jesus. and michaela is the toilet paper that we used to wipe our unibutthole. GOLDEN TOILET PAPER. SO HEAVY!
the midas touch.
i love you hunter. you are my best not boyfriend boy friend.
and.
love. is happening. righ tnow. as you lay on top of me. inserting a sweet lil' something. into my sweet lil' something. and in and out. and out and in. and sideways and forwards and up and down twisting and turning shimmying and working and doin' the uh oh uh oh uh oh.
wiggle and jiggle like a tapeworm!
SKINNIEST ANKLES. TINNIEST BOOBS AND NO EARS. AT ALL. WITH A MICROPIG, TWO VAGINAS, AND A MONKEY. WHICH IS THE SAME THING I GUESS. MONKEY VAG.
perfect blog to open it up. :)
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