pet peeve.

"I'M GOING TO THE STORE"
"oh, so you're going to the store?"
"..yeah"

"i just ate humans"
"you have?"
"..yes i just said that."

"i was going to kill that triceratops but then i got ice cream instead."
"were you now?"
"OHMYGODSHUTUPI'LLKILLYOUNOW."

peeve. peeve. peeve. peeve.